Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
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