He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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