Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I'm getting married
To pizza
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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