More tranny stories later!
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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