Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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