Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
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I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
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Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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