Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
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How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
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My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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