shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
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He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
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I'm sobbing to NWA
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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