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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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