I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
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