So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
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One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
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Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
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