Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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