so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
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On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
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Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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