She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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