He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
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my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
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Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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