U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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