Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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