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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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