I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
He did a backflip because drugs
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