Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
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Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
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Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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