People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
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how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
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I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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