and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize
