Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
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girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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