You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
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Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
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The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
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