I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
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I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
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I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Randomize