Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
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What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
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Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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