im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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