I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
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