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And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
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