Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
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He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
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So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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