I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heβs Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things ππ
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." π ππ·
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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