matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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