Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
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someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
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You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
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