I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
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