I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
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its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
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I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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