Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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