So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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