that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
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I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
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No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
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