How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
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I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
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