there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
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She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
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If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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