? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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