End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
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what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
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I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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