Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
everyone is single if you try hard enough
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
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Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
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I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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