I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
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