i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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