what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Everything about him screamed your future.
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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