Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
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Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
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Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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