soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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