Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
I'm just crazy horny about you
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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