Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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