Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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