was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
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I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
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As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
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